Conversation

Do buzurg aapas main baat kar rahe the


Old man 1- my hands shake so badly that i always cut my face while shaving

Old man 2- thts nothing broda my hands shakes so terribely that i masturbated twice while pissing yesterday....

Balls

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And....
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

Pyaasi Ladki ki shayari

Tod Kar Ye Sari Duniya Ke Bandhan Aur Asool,
Main Aaj Teri Baahon Mein Aana Chahti Hun,

Bhul Ke Sharm Aaj Tere Badan Se Lipat Kar,
Apne Hoth Tere Hotho Se Milana Chahti Hun,

Utaar Ke Apne Makhmali Tan Se Saare Kapde,
Mein Aaj Tere Bister Ko Sajaana Chahti Hun.

Dikka Kar Tujhe Apni Chhati Ka Haseen Nazara,
Usey Aaaj Tere Hathon Se Dabwana Chahti Hun.

Aaj Apni Dono Taangon Ko Khol Kar Thoda Sa,
Tumhe Apni Sharm-Gah Dikhana Chahti Hun.

Meri Sharm-Gah Ko Sehlana Apni Zuban Se,
Iska Lutff Main Bhi Aaj Uthana Chahti Hun.

Mujhe Tum Bistar Pe Leja Kar Ragad Daalo,
Kyuki Aaj Mein Sirf Chudwana Chahti Hun

Faansi Ki Saja

Mujrim Ko Fansi Ki Saja Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha


Judge: “Koi Akhiri Khawish?”


Mujrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold, Apple I-Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe, Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manjoor Hoga”


Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola: “Muh Mein Le Le Mera Sale, Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai, Taang Do Madarch0d Ko Abhi Ke Abhi“

Pakistan's next missile name

Since Pakistan names its missiles only after invaders from Afghanistan who invaded Pakistan,

my idea for next missile name

.













.





















.










.

SEAL Team 6

Sunny Leone in Mughal e Aajam

Agar madhu bala ki jagah Mughal e Azam mein Sunny Leone hoti toh film kaa naam kya hota...















Mooh Mein Orgasm

Dark Knight Rises

Awesome movie !!!


After watching Dark Knight 4 years back, I used to think what could be better than this and how..The way Nolan and heath delivered this unique piece, would it be possible for Nolan to create something bigger than this ? As of now, there seem no way anyone can surpass Heath Ledger's charismatic persona of Joker.

But this time, Nolan again proved that there is no end to excellence. What if Joker is not there, Nolan alone is enough to recreate the magic again. This concluding episode of Batman trilogy has to be bigger, grand and more importantly acceptable to all Batman Fans. And this does delivers as per expectations.

8 years after Batman disappeared; Gotham faces danger to its existence when it is attacked by a fearless masked hunk - Bane. Bruce Wayne has grown old and weak, but Bane is much more powerful hulk trained from same league of shadows; whose only aim is to completely destroy the city. Batman has to rise to protect, but bane breaks him apart and dumps him in a place from where it is impossible to come back. How Batman comes back and saves the city in last moments, how Nolan envelops emotions around every character throughout action packed sequences.. How he surprises us showing many sudden twists at the climax, it is treat to watch.

Yes, it is full of emotions and human values. Even most fearless Bane too has heart

Hans Zimmer's music background is so powerful as expected that it keeps on humming in your mind hours after you left the theatre...

Best performance by Christian Bale. This movie belongs to him unlike its precedent.

It would be foolishness to compare it with other Batman movies.


Must Watch for Batman / Nolan's Fans.