Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
A. Opposites attract.
Q. Why do doctors slap babies’ backside right after they’re born?
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Q. What’s the smartest thing a man can say?
A. “My wife says…”
A. “My wife says…”
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What do men and mascara have in common?
A. They both run at the first sign of emotion.
A. They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”
A. Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”
Q. What do you call a woman that works like a man??
A. A Lazy bitch.
A. A Lazy bitch.
Q. What did God say after she made Eve?
A. “Practice makes perfect.”
A. “Practice makes perfect.”
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