Why u shldn't visit a 5 star hotel

Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please"
Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer: "Ceylon tea"

Question: "How would you like it? black or white ?" Answer: "white"


Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?" Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "


Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar"


Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Answer: "Cane sugar "


Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?" Answer: "Mineral water"


Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?" Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"