Wednesday, July 4, 2012

What Not To Say To A Naked Man



1. Where’s the rest of it?
2. Aww, it’s cute.
3. Are you cold?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. Wow, and your feet are so big.
6. Its ok, we’ll work around it.
7. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
8. (Giggle and point)
9. Can I be honest with you?
10. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
11. At least this won’t take long. 
12. This explains your car.
13. I didn’t know they came that small.
14. I never saw one like that before.
15. But it still works, right?
16. It looks so unused.
17. Do you take steroids?
18. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
19. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
20. Aww, its hiding.

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