Famous Sex Quotes

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex?
. . .Me neither."
--Drew Carey

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Unknown

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it
kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
--Bill Kelly

"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women
and clergymen." -- Rev. Sydney Smith

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
on Saturday night."
--Woody Allen

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly
gifted aren't burdened with children."
--Sam Austin

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
--George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
--Matt Barry

"Leaving sex to the clergy is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist."
--Camille Paglia

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns